paris hilton
I WANNA BE A SERIOUS MUSICIAN LIKE PARIS HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, why, oh why can't I have her artistic integrity and talent? Her grace! Her good taste! Her downloadable ringtones!
Not to mention all that international respect.
Sigh*
Yes, dear readers, I have been green with envy since Paris released her first music single "Stars are blind". Does it matter that stars are tone deaf too? NO! Does it matter that the latest computer software for pitch correction has been available for use by millionaire heiresses? NO! Does it matter that no one can hear the song the whole way through without running from the room screaming with their ears bleeding? NO, I SAY, NO!
But this is, of course, not Paris' first video. Cough cough, ahem.
Sigh #2
I will just have to resign myself to my blogosphere empire. Of course it's EASY if you inherit it all - like Paris - but we, the humble little people, have to take time and do serious market research before we release our signature perfumes, lingerie and elevator music!
Who won the battle of the dogs, by the way? Did Paris' chihuahua,Tinkerbell? ...Who was she up against?? Well, there was Nicole Ritchie and her mutt, wasn't there? I think I remember reading the poor thing carked it. Maybe that is true maybe not, I can't recall. Maybe a stack of Lionel Ritchie ringtones fell on it.
How about Britney's pooch? Hmm. I don't know about the dog, but Britney definitely beats Paris because a REAL BABY certainly trumps a chihuahua (and she's got the royal flush, now!)
Tra la la.
Oh, here is a picture of little Tinkerbell shortly before Paris played her the demo of "Stars are Blind".
Heard of the big green injection? Beg Tinkerbell!!
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Originally uploaded by gringogidget.
posted by anonymous jones @ 10:04 AM
7 Comments:
what a disturbing chichuaha picture! Agh! For some weird reason, I was expecting a nice lil' poochie, not some vampire out of hell's clutches! This pooch must be in Dante's lowest level of hell, right where the Devil himself in bat form beats his wings in such pithy anger that yes, hell has indeed become frozen over.
and p.s. what happened to Paris' nose job? It suddenly grew! She MUST be a phatty liar like Pinocchio. "Ha ha, you are wearing a thong!" "No I'm not!" (Shrek II)
Hell, I just want to be rich like Paris!!!!!! Imagine, no job, never having to get up early or fight traffic. Bitch don't deserve it all.
What a crappy nose job! EEEWWWWW! And what's up with her song? She can't sing!
Tagged, is just a blog game. If you scroll down a couple of posts, you'll see one titled: 7 Things. There are different lists and you just pick 7 things to write in them. I wanted you to do it because I thought it would be hillarious! If you don't want to, that's cool.
YIKES! the stuff of nightmares, the dog i mean.
Aww I think the nose job so suits her. I think the poor dog should inherit the wealth. He looks better equipped to rule the world than she does.
Not to drag it out further, but it looks like she has a hooked/beak nose. "Kaw-kaw! Kaw-kaw!" Ok, that was mean. Should I delete comment? Should I?
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