Angry Baby
Angry Baby
Originally uploaded by !HabitForming.
BABIES!!!!! HAS THE WHOLE OF HOLLYWOOD GONE BABY-FREAKING INSANE ???????????
Though, I must admit, when Britney Spears announced she was pregnant (the FIRST time) it was one of the happiest days of my life!!
HA HA! Take THAT Britney!! REVENGE ....GLORIOUS REVENGE!!!!!!!!!! Snicker, snicker. She thought she was so hot in those itsy bitsy bra-less tops and those teeny weeny hipsters. SNORT, CHUCKLE, SNORT! Well, womankind, WE GOT OUR OWN BACK ON HER DIDN'T WE? ( That will teach her a lesson or two for making our lives hell!) So much for the pin-up girl of the Raunch Culture!
It's the pink haze of hormones, you know. It gets us all in the end. Some famous feminist ranted against the saying "Biology is Destiny", I think it was Germaine Greer, anyway she was wrong. Biology is destiny, and if you don't agree, then just wait a few years and you will.
They're just popping 'em out left, right and centre, aren't they?! Katie Holmes with poor little Suri, Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Nouvelle(?? spelling ?), um.... who else, er.. what's her name, .. Gwen Stefani and Kingston (I remembered Baby's name because it's a famous type of biscuit that I highly recommend with a nice cuppa tea). I think Brooke Shields is in there again, .. Geri Halliwell and new bubby Bluebell Madonna (cough, cough) etc etc you can probably think of a few more yourselves.
It used to be that the craze was adopting a kid in tinsel town. Was it the ultimate accessory? Or a placebo solution to biological urges that would ruin one's career and figure? I must admit, kids are kind of like the ultimate pet, aren't they? Of course, some celebs don't even bother with the species and just go for a chihuahua instead. They're easier to stuff in your handbag.
Anyway, there is an awful lot of consolation in this for us. Not only does it get rid of a lot of obnoxious celebrities but, as we grow older, we can smile happily at the thought of Britney's stretch marks, and Angelina's saggy bosoms.
Ain't nature grand?
posted by anonymous jones @ 9:58 AM
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Now you know what with the personal trainers, plastic surgeons and having a nanny to chaise the kids that those Hollywood 'Hos will right back in shape while we poor slobs have to suffer that effects of age, gravity and childbirth.
It really pisses me off, at least I would care for my child if I had one and NOT use it as a wardrobe accessory like a handbag!
ADHD brain food. heh .. not bad for the nights I feel in the need for some enlightenment on issues I know very little to nothing about.
n-e-who, just commenting since your profile suggested.
... And not all facial hair looks bad... just most of it.
-Dooley (Tagged becuase I type so little everything has the time to be tagged)
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