Mud cake is not actually nice. Basically it is just badly cooked, too dense and soggy, failed normal chocolate cake. BUT THEY KEEP PROMOTING IT LIKE IT IS SOME KIND OF SUPER CAKE! (Though I'm sure Chloe Sullivan, from behind her desk at The Daily Planet, is way too smart to ever eat a piece of it; oh, but Clark would - but only if it had oodles of kryptonite hidden in it (he's a bit dim our Clark); as for Lana, well she may or may not: depends on whether she's kissing someone with her chimp lips at the time ..) Yes! It is UBER CAKE and everyone is meant to lust after it! Furthermore, some of us have even been successfully programmed to like it! Think about it! I bet YOU know someone who likes mud cake .. yes........ .This is an observation I have made recently. I just know it is key to some larger conspiracy ... .
The sneaky buggers.

Meanwhile, here is a picture of my favourite chocolate biscuits: TimTams. Now, you can safely eat these - THEY ARE TOTALLY INNOCENT. No secret, surreptitious, clandestine, furtive, incognito, incommunicado goings-on here ... no sirree!

Now the reason why they are safe is because they are AUSTRALIAN. And everyone knows that we Australians are cute and fluffy and friendly just like koalas. Not that I am anti American or anything, but the U.S is the home of CIA plots and double plots PLUS they have those really dodgy-looking Oreo bickies. ("Cookies", whatever ..) Obviously a proto-type.

You can't fool me! I watch reality TV!

And what doesn't Lex Luthor choose to eat when he makes an order at The Talon?
MUD CAKE.