I feel like such a fogie (not to be age-ist or anything) but the rot has set in! Well, lately anyway.
All it takes is a couple of months break from deliberate exercise and POOF! ....couch potato!
Kate Winslet says her bottom looks like a cauliflower. Dear, dear, obviously too much vegging out there, Kate! I want my bott-bott to look like a sweet little butternut pumpkin. Except not orange.
It's quite pathetic. When I sneeze I have to hold on to something so I don't put my back out . When I bend over even slightly I have to support myself. I'm creaky and stiff and devoid of muscle tone. AND I'M A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE !!!!
Does this mean once I am forty plus then I will suddenly get an amazing new TV career?
posted by anonymous jones @ 9:20 AM
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Thanks for the comment on my blog! Your posts have made me laugh--I love the fat lips one!
At 42, I think it is only going to get worse, cost more, and work less.
Gee, you must not be the only one feeling their years today!
I know what ya mean, I need to get exercising again.... Or at least moving!
Hi, thanks for visiting my blog and thanks for the kind words. Great to hear from some one so far away. I would love to visit Australia some day but I don't see it happening.
Yep, after a day of my creaky bones staining the creaky deck, I can identify with ya. Looking forward to my glorified body.
Proverbs 31:30 (Amplified version) keeps it in perspective for the female persuasion:
"Charm {and} grace are deceptive, and beauty is vain [because it is not lasting], but a woman who reverently {and} worshipfully fears the Lord, she shall be praised!"
Hello. Thank you for visiting my blog and putting me in my place. No, really! I did respond to what you wrote, so you can check it out if you want.
-Scott the Whiner
Hey, I'm 50 but I refuse to give up. I've started walking (I'll never run, these boobs of mine would make for 2 black eyes)
You're only as old as you feel. That means some days I'm 16 but most I'm old as Father Time.
Thanks for the comment on my site, come back anytime. Comments make me smile!
Hope you don't mind, I've added you to my blogroll, so I guess you'll be seeing more of me later on.
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