Paris: au naturale and oh gross

I can't imagine what hardships poor Paris Hilton is suffering right now since she was "re-assigned" from jail and allowed to serve the rest of her sentence at home. I hope she honestly and truly promised them, crossing her heart and hoping to die, that she would be very good and stay out of the jacuzzi!

But I'd be checking behind her back for crossed fingers if I were them.

It must be tough doing it tough in a palatial mansion.

"She's singing again!"

But, dear readers, how would we know? How do any of us who enjoy the freedoms of everyday drudgery know what she must be going through right now?! Try and imagine just how unbearable it is for her! That little electronic monitor on her ankle is tres laid and horribly chafing if you've had laser hair removal all over!

What I want to know is will she have to go without all the stuff that she had to give up in prison? Will she have to leave out her blue contact lenses and go brown eye-balled? A brown eye suits Paris. Right up her alley.

Bets are on whether she gets chucked back in jail or not! (Apparently the judge who originally sentenced her is after her again.) She may even have gone back by the time you read this! If that is the case, then the internet gamblers who waged she'd be released under a week will not be happy if they have to refund!!

So what do you think of it all?

Has her public appeal gone forever?

Is it hot?

Will her prison diary be made into a movie?

Will Paris make a comeback?

Will Britney die laughing?

Stay tuned!