Goodness, I'm bored. Which reminds me of a school friend, dear readers, who used to say to me on the phone, "I was bored so I thought I'd ring you". Flattering, yes, in a desperate type of way. Her nick-name was 'Slow' and her older sister used to dye her hair grey. They had a backyard full of chooks and ferrets and budgies and all sorts of animals. Lots of poo.
Anyway, I was bored so I thought of you, dear readers. Well, actually not bored really but rather lazy. Yes, lazy is a good description. I could be doing all kinds of stimulating domestic facilitating but .. can't be bothered!
If everything is messy then it all kind of matches, doesn't it? I like to think of it as 'squalor chic'.
YAWN. This is too tiring.
posted by anonymous jones @ 11:03 AM
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Hey,
I was bored so I thought I'd come by and drop you a note .... (cough,cough) Anywho, it turns out my friends were worse critics then I was ... hmmmm ... maybe I should re-evaluate those friendships ....
My excuse for having a dirty house is not laziness, it's the sacrifice I make to ensure that my children don't grow up having horrible allergies....
I prefer to consider it "lived in". Life's too short to worry about dust when you have fun things to do. I never claimed to be a good housekeeper but then again, if you can't stand the clutter invite me to your house instead of visiting.
I think you've coined a great new term! "Squalor Chic" has a real ring to it. I know you're not impressed with the pictures of my mess and now I'm afraid that if I post one more commentary on cleaning you are going to think I'm an OCD housekeeper.
I'm really not. Six days a week: squalor chic, one day a week: Martha
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