BAA BAA RAINBOW SHEEP IS THE DIZZY LIMIT!!!

I want to know what you think.

And to get you all, dear readers, into a real lather of politically correct outrage here are a few of my favourites:

I'm a size challenged teapot, small in stature and generous of girth,

Here is my handle and here is my non-pressurised, safety device-enabled, spout. When I get all steamed up then

hear me shout in an elevated decibel, yet non-threatening verbal tone,

"Tip me over and release my non-caffeinated, dairy free organic contents. "
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Vertically challenged Jack Horner sat in the socially accepted timeout space eating his highly nutritious, low fat, gluten free snack. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a nut-free plum and said, " This is good for my self esteem".
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Mary had a dimensionally-challenged-but-no-less-useful-to-society lamb,

It's fleece was as rainbow as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,

The lamb chose to follow, out of its own free will not because it felt compelled to by the mores of a patriarchal phallus-centred society that seeks dominance over non-human life forms.

Oh dear.

It all really began with golliwogs, didn't it?

First it was the golliwogs.

Then it was giving fruit and veges to poor Cookie Monster and making him sing that healthy fooooods taste so gooood song instead of C is for cookie (that's good enough for me).

After that, well what else could we call it but Tinkywinkyphobia and all because of his handbag and purple fur!

I've even heard rumblings about the Oompa Loompas. Disgraceful.

And finally it has now come to Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep being sung in our local kindergartens. This particular aberration began in Britain.

WHERE WILL IT END????!!!!!!