Time to cheer you all up! And what better way to do that than with a new installment of

CELEBRITY CELLULITE!

Yes, this is guaranteed to warm the cockles of your heart and any place else you may have cockles. ( Personally, my cockley bits are a mite chilly: which means I shouldn't go wearing lycra right now.)

Firstly, we'll start off with an old favourite -

Ahh Britney.
Ahh .. memories.
Gimme more gimme gimme more!

Elle McPherson Supermodel:

How dare she be human!

Oh! Mischa Barton! (Proof if ever there was any that bum-dumplings are gender given.)

And my favourite... I've saved this for last just because it is sooooo special. Dear Readers, may I introduce you to Pop Diva, Christina Aguilera!




Alive alive O !

Now you can bask in this feeling for the rest of the day! I perform this public service for free.