Oh my goodness I have just noticed how coated with filth and pestilence is my keyboard!
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I'm sure it used to be some kind of cream or "ecru" colour.
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Lucky the keys aren't jamming up considering the crumbs stuck in there. Lucky my fingers aren't sticking to it considering the 'adhesions' in places. There is hair woven in and out the page up and delete buttons and little dust bunnies breeding to the sides of the space bar! It even has a kind of textured suede effect now from all the air borne lint and stuff that has glued itself over many years to greasy fingerprints. How many shades lighter to you think it'd be if I cleaned it? But it has such a comfy 'lived in' feeling! Anyway, once the keyboard is all one colour (bright and shiny) it'll just show up everything else. (So much for my 'slum chic' decor then!)
Ew, I hope that is not a bogey.
Is this where computer viruses start?